“Screams at god, loses every time.”
— The Sleaziest Band in Switzerland —
Five degenerates. Loud guitars. Cheap whisky. No apologies. We play dirty punk rock for the kids the radio forgot.
05
Bastards
LP
Out Now
∞
Decibels
01 / The Bastards
Five idiots who picked up instruments instead of getting real jobs. Now we're stuck with each other. So are you.
“Screams at god, loses every time.”
“Three chords, zero remorse.”
“Solos longer than the songs.”
“Low end. Lower morals.”
“Hits things. Sometimes the drums.”
02 / The Noise
Out Now
Dec 12, 2025
Nine tracks. Zero compromise. Recorded loud, mixed louder. “(IN)Famous” is our debut album — a full-length dose of sleazy Swiss punk for the streets, the pits, and the broken hearts in between.
03 / On Stage
Catch us before the cops do. We tour bars, basements, festivals — anywhere they let us plug in.
We'll bring the noise — you bring the room. Festivals, dives, squats, weddings (we don't care).
04 / The Mess
Stolen photos. Blurry memories. Sweat, beer, and broken strings.
*More chaos coming. Stay tuned.
05 / Hit Us Up
Booking, press, fan mail, hate mail, bender invitations, marriage proposals — all welcome. We read everything between hangovers.